I’M GIVING AWAY FREE CONDOMS

Now that I have your attention..

Guess who has more coupons and is willing to write more letters?!

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Yeaaaah this guy.

For my new followers, I work at Build-a-Bear and during the holiday shopping season my district boss threw away, like, 40 coupons that didn’t even expire yet! So I decided to not only give them away (oops, I just realized I pulled them out of the trash, sorry people who got the letters, lol) but ALSO WRITE THEM HANDWRITTEN LETTERS LIKE 19th CENTURY IMPORTANT FOLK.

Lo and behold, I have got a couple more that expire at the end of the month.

So if you guys would like a chance to get a letter/coupon from me, like this post. (Reblogging will get you nowhere~) This time around, I only have ten.. Mainly because writing 40 letters sucked dick last time :D

Oh yeah, and please don’t like the post if you’re not willing to give me your address. That was a lame issue I ran into with a couple of the winners last time. You can trust me. I’m only a 60 year old schizophrenic.

I’ll randomly pick ten names tomorrow night. COOL.

P.S. You can get actual free condoms from your local clinic.

P.P.S. I think?

P.P.P.S. Unless you live in a predominantly politically conservative state.

P.P.P.P.S. That was a joke.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I think?

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